So … Biker and I went on a cruise last week.  No posts during the cruise cause we were way too busy drinking, eating pizza, gambling, drinking, laughing at great comedy shows, drinking, sunning ourselves, eating ice cream (all me), drinking, and chatting up the hillbillies.  Yes, I said hillbillies.

When we walked on the cruise, we noticed the high concentration of full sleeve and neck tattoos, severe obesity, missing teeth, and just general rowdiness.  We looked at each other and said “hillbillies.”  This might make us terrible people, but whatever.  You all know us.  Are you surprised we were judgy?

Having said that, we met some great people and we enjoyed ourselves immensely.  Our stops were Jamaica, Grand Cayman and Cozumel.  We’re so over the whole shore excursion thing, so we only did one in Jamaica – we were bussed to a nearby nice resort where we could do much of the same we were doing on the ship – drink, eat, drink, sleep, drink.  We were reminded how good jerk chicken is, and I re-acquainted myself with the yummy Pineapple Delight concoction.  In Grand Cayman and Cozumel, we just got off the ship and wandered a bit.

We had a fantastic time in Hillbilly Heaven.  The clientele didn’t phase us one bit, and we’ll definitely be back to Carnival in the future.  Later, mon.